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A Writing Submission

May 11, 2008

A submission was recently made to chickennights.com - an amazing short story regarding… a chicken! Yes!

The short story, written by “Jon B”. is so amazing and so well constructed in all its details, that there can be no doubt that one day it will win many awards throughout the world.

So, if all goes as I’m guessing it will, look out for this short story in one of the fine “short story festivals” taking place in a location near you.

So here it is, I’m sure that you will not be dissappointed by it, and that it will haunt your dreams until the day that you die.

The Chicken Who Pooped by Jon B.

One day a chicken pooped in its stall.
“Oh no” cried the custodian Mr. Tigros, “I don’t want to clean that up - why don’t you just lick it up instead?”
“Well” said the chicken, “it’s not my responsibility, and furthermore my feet have been affixed to this wire mesh caging, thus preventing me from undertaking the aforementioned task, even if I had so desired.”
Later, as the custodian pooped out the chicken, he flushed his own soul down with its remains.

The end.

Sob. Bravo!!! Bravo I say!!!

Watch out chicken!!!

Kuru & Koro Part Two: Koro - The Penis Snatchers!!!

April 23, 2008

Click Here For Part One

There is a worldwide epidemic of penis-snatching sorcerors! I don’t like that, because if someone stole my penis I would feel so lonely. I’m scared! ROFC!!!!! (rolling on the floor crying! - LOL!!!)

Luckily today, thirteen of these dreaded penis-snatching sorcerors were arrested in Kinshasa, Congo.

sneaky penis snatcher

Here is more information about this terrible phenomenon.

The Shrinking Penis Panic

Koro: A Natural History Of Penis Panics

So watch your back!!!

And more importantly - watch your front!!!

European-style Music Video

April 16, 2008

Here is an interesting music video if you are interested in learning about European culture.

The Persecution of the Thuggees of India

April 14, 2008

The Goddess Kali

Its time 4 some schoolin’ yo! To learn more about other cultures is what we be needing. You know it!

We need to learn to appreciate the religions of people in other parts of the world and we must to overcome the religious prejudices which are so rampant (10 cent word LOL!) in the modern era. We need to come together and hold hands and stuff.

And the Thuggees got a raw deal. They were persecuted and also the word “thug” comes from “Thuggee” and started as an insult just cause they have strange customs. How unfair to those peoples just because they are freaks! It’s terrible!

In fact no one should really use the word “thug”. If you use the word “thug” you are a racist!!!

So in the hope that one day everyone can understand better the teachings of the Thuggees, I am linking to this article about the Thuggees.

An how many times must I be telling you, all the religions be teachin’ the same thing! They all worship the same God. Maybe even the atheists do too!

Here is the link