Can a chicken also be a phoenix: reborn as something new? I got sick of this website in its old incarnation, it was a writing exercise which I was experimenting with for a while but then it bored me.
So I deleted all the old posts to create a tabula rasa for something probably equally bad to follow, but at least it will be bad in a different way.
BTW, in writing this post, I have discovered that actually the Phoenix IS a kind of chicken, bred in Japan for a thousand years according to the internets: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_(chicken)
And here is a picture of this noble fowl:
But here is what the Phoenix looks like when it is in the oven at KFC:
Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ ’bout!
From now on my new motto is:
“Don’t be a chicken, be a Phoenix! (which is a kind of chicken)”.
