Here are two puzzles to test your intelligence. What is the next logical entry in the following progressions?
Puzzle One:
John
George
Ringo
?????
Puzzle Two:
DOS
Windows 3
Windows 3.1
Windows 3.5
Windows 95/98
Windows ME
Windows 2000
Windows XP
Windows Vista
Windows 7
?????

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July 26, 2008 at 11:58 am
Ok, I knew this day was coming. The day chickennights jumped the shark. LOGIC PUZZLES! What a crass sell out this site has become. Now we know what you really think of us. This is lame.
First, your riddles are way too easy, you must think your readers are in 4th grade. Answer to puzzle #1: Paul, duh, because you are listing the beatles in the order in which they died. Puzzle #2 is a little harder, but after some experiments I can say the next item on the list should be “Harddrive disk sector error at 001200567. Reformat harddrive now? Y/N”
I remember back when chickennights used to be cool. At first I thought of organizing a boycott and starting a petition drive. Then I came up with a better punishment: I HOPE YOUR WEB SITE’S BANDWIDTH IS UTTERLY DECIMATED BY MORONIC NEWBIES WHO CAME HERE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ACCIDENTLY STUMBLED ACROSS YOUR SITE WHILE LOOKING UP CRAP ON SOME POPULAR SEARCH ENGINE. Ask Jeeves a question? Yeah, why does chickennights blow?
Bravo. What’s next? Free Sudoku? World’s Greatest Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipes? Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers concert info? “I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream. That’s my nightmare.” The Horror! The Horror!!