Yes its true. There’s sometin groovy happenin’ here an’ what it is ain’t exactly clear… that’s why I say “Stop, children, what’s that sound, ev’rbody look what’s goin’ down!”
Huh… what… what’s going down?? Are you getting paranoid and closing all the curtains to your house cause you think the fuzz are on to you and they’ll find your stash?
No don’t worry, it’s nuthin’ - just the best thing that ever happened - in none other than the University of Santa Cruz Cal-i-for-nie-aye!!!! Slugs unite to rule everyone!!! Let your hair shine people!!!
That’s right, in 2006 the chancellor of UCSC jumped off the roof of a 42 story building to her death because of relationship problems with her lesbian lover, (note: 42 = 42.0 :) and peoplz are making fun of Santa Cruz cause they don’t take the place serious no more. I guess those uptight squares just can’t groove along with what the hep cats are layin’ down! It’s a shame.
But now Santa Cruz has got their dignity back and are blowing smoke in your face because…
Grateful Dead donates archives to UC Santa Cruz!!!
That’s right!! UCSC ain’t a hippy-dippy hick school no more, they are getting totally serious like a real school with all kinds of archives of stuff and things like that! It’s like whoa…
So don’t mess with Santa Cruz, or else… peace… man…
Tags: bong loads, California, Grateful Dead, Santa Cruz, smokin', UCSC
May 23, 2008 at 8:23 am
Hilarious.
May 23, 2008 at 9:35 pm
This website is an outrage. Shame on you and your soul for eternity.
June 17, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Does this mean I can now get that long awaited Masters degree in Jerry-ology? And will I get a letter grade or will the professor write me an essay in the form of a 12 minute folk ballad filled with psuedo-americana imagery? Will I have to say ‘I need a miracle’ before they give me my diploma?
July 16, 2008 at 9:47 am
Hey, Chickennights.com has become my number one source for news and information I can trust in a fair and balanced way. It is my primary interweb tube delivery thing for all those great watercooler conversation topics I discuss at the office. But lately my co-workers have told me to “Shut the hell up for godsakes…” about free-falling lesbians and how much the sun sucks. I’m at a loss. Any chance of an update? I’m desperate. Don’t make me go back to reading Fark.com.
July 19, 2008 at 2:31 am
I’m really embarassed, I realized there are some typos in the above post. It’s not my fault, I got screwed again by the spell check feature in Internet Explorer. I swear this is the final straw, I’m switching to Firefox. Anyway, where it says “co-workers” and “office” please substitute “cellmates” and “exercise yard”. Also, if anyone knows how to bypass the administrator login on Win98, post that info in this comments section.
August 22, 2008 at 6:29 am
Does that plastic have BPA in it?