I always thought our sun was pretty cool, but now it turns out our sun suxx!!!! Here is a way cooler star:
Also our sun sux because its called “the sun”, which is a pretty lame name. I’m not even going to bother to capitalize it. I wish it was called “Suprafluge Lord of Space Ploghplutemeister”. Now that would be a cool name that I would never get tired of! Aw3som3!!! I hate the stupid sun. Also I bet it stinks like farts if you were standing on it.
