A submission was recently made to chickennights.com - an amazing short story regarding… a chicken! Yes!
The short story, written by “Jon B”. is so amazing and so well constructed in all its details, that there can be no doubt that one day it will win many awards throughout the world.
So, if all goes as I’m guessing it will, look out for this short story in one of the fine “short story festivals” taking place in a location near you.
So here it is, I’m sure that you will not be dissappointed by it, and that it will haunt your dreams until the day that you die.
The Chicken Who Pooped by Jon B.
One day a chicken pooped in its stall.
“Oh no” cried the custodian Mr. Tigros, “I don’t want to clean that up - why don’t you just lick it up instead?”
“Well” said the chicken, “it’s not my responsibility, and furthermore my feet have been affixed to this wire mesh caging, thus preventing me from undertaking the aforementioned task, even if I had so desired.”
Later, as the custodian pooped out the chicken, he flushed his own soul down with its remains.
The end.
Sob. Bravo!!! Bravo I say!!!

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