Chickennights

PART ONE: WHAT THE PRESENT HOLDS FOR PIRATES: U Can Only Download Some Things For Free

Is it not a wonder to behold that in the present era you can download movies, music, books, comics, porn, software, and a bunch of other stuff for free? Sometimes it seems like the internets is like some kind of new Jesus. Except instead of giving us endless fishes and loaves and turning water to wine, it lets us download stuff for free!!!

Luckily the money-grubbing producers and creators of all this crap can’t get paid for what they do, yet all us l33t downloaders can benefit personally from their work!!! Awesome!!!

True, I do feel a little throbbing of remorse in my groin for the porn producers of this world (sniff), but otherwise I am overjoyed that all the freeloading creators of intellectual goods and services are being put in their damn places. Its like “your company made some stupid software and now you want to sell it to me??? Well, just SHUT UP DUDE!!!” Its like I don’t have to take that from no dumm-ass software producer!!! LOL!!!

Meanwhile hardworking downloaders and pirates and l33t haxxors are rewarded by society for their abilities to click on various items they want to download. This is the beauty of the internet, and proof that we are better than a bunch of filthy dirty apes. This is what christians can’t understand – we have evolved up from apes to the point where we can finally dance around holding hands and singing along to all the songs we downloaded for free!!! If you are a christian, just ask a scientist or a computer guy, and they can explain it to you!

But sometimes I think christians know something too (which is kinda weird if you think about it)! Like are those apes in that picture? Or are those people who have paid for some music and software??? Makes you think!!

But the big problem of this day and age has always been that you can’t download other stuff for free off the internets. You want a soda? You want a camera? Well you have to BUY it for christ sakes. You have to schelp down to the store that sells these things and after waiting in line, take some money out of your pocket and put it on the counter. Or do some other silly waste of time and money thing to get stuff. And that’s not really fair. Why should I have to buy a camera? I’d rather have it for free. What about you?

That’s where the future comes in, just when you thought it was now!!! LOL!

PART TWO: WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS FOR PIRATES: 3-D Downloading

Luckily there is now a 3-D printer being developed that maybe one day with develop into such a device. One day we will be able to download ANYTHING for free. This will be a joyous day for humanity. All those worthless producers of goods and services will no longer be able to profit off the backs of the industrious web surfers of the world. You can simply download the blueprint for a camera you want, supply your 3-D printer with the different plastics and metals it needs, and it will print out the camera for you. Hooray!!!

Click on the picture above which I stole from some other site for more info!

Also apparently there will be some kind of delicious food called Dippin’ Dots.