An Economic Problem

December 7, 2008 by chickennights

There is a problem which is a major cause of the current economic downturn which I never see mentioned anywhere.  This problem needs to be examined if we as a society are ever to face this adversary and perhaps overcome it.  Whether it is a greater problem than the decline in the value of real estate, I cannot say with certainty, but I suspect in the long term it is.

There is a problem

There is a problem

Something is wrong

Something is wrong

The problem is this: along with the decline in the value of real estate and a credit crunch, the American economy is suffering from a decline in the value of information.   Due to the internet and the resultant free flow of information it produces, and the further resultant loss of copy protection for intellectual copy rights, many large American businesses are going out of business or hemorrhaging money at an ever growing rate.

This problem saps the vital lifeblood of the United States which drains from its veins into the fanged mouths of law breaking American citizens and of entire other countries of the world who benefit as a parasite benefits from its host.  Examples are the film industry, the publishing industry, the music industry, the software industry, and many others.  These are all areas in which the United States stands preeminent and dominates hugely over the rest of the globe. All these industrial sectors are in mortal decline, or else exist in a tremendously stunted state, denied the majority of what profits they would have earned in a era previous to the rise of the internet.  Nowadays they suffer the death of a thousand cuts as billions of virtual people download their intellectual produce for free.

The downward pressing power of this dynamic will likely increase over time until, perhaps, all organizations in the mold of the New York Times will go out of business and only the more popular Drudgereports of the world will continue to exist.  Like King Midas who could turn everything to gold with a touch of his hands, we will click on the news aggregate websites and watch them magically all turn into a uniform consistency of secondary sources with no place left for sources that have been fact checked and are known to be reliable.  This is but one possible future consequence, you can no doubt think of other ways that this emerging phenomenon might gradually overtake each of the industries mentioned above and devour them.  But much of the phenomenon requires no imagination because it is occurring right now and has already occurred.  In most foreign countries, all the latest Hollywood films can be purchased on DVD for a dollar or less, and not one cent of the money generated will go to the producer of the film because it is an illegal bootleg.

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Therefore it is my proposal that Obama should form a new department within his government to protect our national interests.  It should be called “The Department of Copy Protection.”   I recommend Obama devote at least $50 billion dollars to this endeavor.  This new government department can then do an investigation to determine the feasibility of perhaps threatening all foreign countries with a complete U.S. embargo if they do not enforce our copyright protection rights.  Another possibility they could consider is shutting down the entire internet and replacing it with a different sort of network which can be regulated more closely.  Also they can examine the types of internet survelliance of its citizens adopted by communist countries such as China and see if some of these techniques can be adopted to work on American soil.

Only then can we finally address and even subdue these fundamental forces that wreak havoc on our economy, thereby not only ending this current recession but inaugurating a brighter and more hopeful future for our children.

 

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North Korean Highway

September 21, 2008 by chickennights

Claremont California

September 15, 2008 by chickennights

What do you know of Claremont California?  It turns out that author David Foster Wallace hung himself in his house there on Friday.

What is an author you may ask?  Apparently an author is someone who puts bunches of letters and words together into like stories or something like that.  I guess he wrote a 1000+ page book called “Infinite Jest”.  I still haven’t read it yet because that seems kind of long, but I would like to read it as soon as I get caught up with being lazy and just sitting around.  Smart people like to kill themselves a lot.  I’m glad I don’t have that problem!

Also posted on the internet earlier this month from Claremont California comes:

<<<this recent skater video that I just saw>>>  <—-check it out!!!!

(if you want you can skip to like two and a half minutes into it where the skating starts).

But apparently it is a different Claremont California!  David Foster Wallace was swinging on the end of a rope in the Claremont near L.A. while the skater dudes filmed their video at the Claremont that is near Oakland.

Woah!!!  Its like some kind of time warp through the second dimension but then there you are already where you started and you never even went into the time warp before you returned!  But you don’t know if you are skating or dead.  The only thing you know is ‘Claremont California’!  Too intense!!!

Dog penis anyone?

August 24, 2008 by chickennights

To those of you who have never had a canine cock in your mouth, what are you waiting for?  Word is some of the best class of pooch schlong is found in Beijing, and there are many other animal johnson varieties there as well.  Here is a video made by two American reporters who had some top quality Beijing dong assortments.

If I had the opportunity (and I was drunk), I know I’d have me some mutt wang.  What about you?

9/19/08 Update: video has been removed from the internets, dern it!  So here at least is a link with some pictures:

http://www.impactlab.com/2008/04/29/a-visit-to-beijings-exclusive-penis-restaurant/ 

 

RIP 8 – 8 – 08

August 23, 2008 by chickennights

Its sad because 8 – 8 – 08 is dead.  I will miss you, the day of the Chinese Olympics with the fake fireworks I watched on TV and invasion of Georgia by Russia.  You with the rosy cheeks.  Buh-bye I will miss your fancy ways.

 

Go for the gold, BRIC countries!

Go for the gold, BRIC countries!

 

Also 9 – 9 – 09 will be the end of space-time as we know it (not the Mayan date of 2012 contrary to some popular opinions).  Although honestly 12-12-12 would be a nice time to end it too.  When the world ends on 9-9-09 (which it definitely will of course), and you and everyone else is dead and non-existent, remember I told you.

Ok, there is .0000001% chance I’m wrong, but what are the odds?

 

Machine elves

Machine elves

Footloosin’ it to the max some more!!!!

August 23, 2008 by chickennights

The glorious eighties were the height of true rock music and you know Casey Kasem would back me up on this.  Like fer sure!!!!  And I’m not talking no poopoo panters like the Clash or Fugazi, even though they both existed in the eighties.  I’m talking highly esteemed artists such as the Gogos and the Flock of Seagulls, both of whom are kinda like waaayyy better than the Beatles or the Who by a like a mile or two.  Yup.

That’s right.  I’ll say it again.  Ready… Ok, here goes: YUP!

Why???  Well, I’ll tell you why Mr. Dum Dummy!  Two words: Cyndi Lauper.

But beyond that, its for one simple and undeniable reason: because the eighties like totally rock!!!  And like the great Huey Lewis once said, the heart of rock’n'roll is still beating… in the eighties!

Case closed.

 

Stranglers – Skin Deep

New Order – Ceremony (Live, NYC 1981)

Animotion – Obsession (Ok, this one kind of sucks but hey, deal with it!)

Flock of Seagulls – Space Age Love Song

PIL – Rise

Malcolm McLaren – Madame Butterfly

B52s – Legal Tender (Live, Rock in Rio 1985)

B52s – Big Bird (Live, Rock in Rio 1985)

Ebn-Ozn – AEIOU and Sometimes Y (Way better band than the White Stripes!)

“She says..HEY you wanna go OUT…huh do i wanna go OUT?”  Yessssssss.

Stonewashin’ to the beat – for Members Only!

August 19, 2008 by chickennights

Sparks – Tips For Teens (live, on Generation 80 show)

Sparks – Mickey Mouse (live, Saturday Night Live Show)

Echo and The Bunnymen – Never Stop (Live, Royal Albert Hall 1983)

English Beat – Save It For Later

Soft Cell – Sex Dwarf (live)

Gogos – Head Over Heels (these chicks are like totallee hardcore!)

OMD – Electricity

Squeeze – Up The Junction (live?, on Top Of The Pops Show)

Bauhaus – Dark Entries (live, Old Vic Theatre, London 1984)

Two Puzzles

July 22, 2008 by chickennights

Here are two puzzles to test your intelligence.  What is the next logical entry in the following progressions?

 

Puzzle One:

John

George

Ringo

?????

 

Puzzle Two:

DOS

Windows 3

Windows 3.1

Windows 3.5

Windows 95/98

Windows ME

Windows 2000

Windows XP

Windows Vista

Windows 7

?????

 

Who am I?

Who am I?

The Dead are back, and now they are dead and filed away and archived!

May 22, 2008 by chickennights

Yes its true.  There’s sometin groovy happenin’ here an’ what it is ain’t exactly clear…  that’s why I say “Stop, children, what’s that sound, ev’rbody look what’s goin’ down!”

 

Huh… what… what’s going down??  Are you getting paranoid and closing all the curtains to your house cause you think the fuzz are on to you and they’ll find your stash?

 

 

No don’t worry, it’s nuthin’ – just the best thing that ever happened – in none other than  the University of Santa Cruz Cal-i-for-nie-aye!!!!  Slugs unite to rule everyone!!!  Let your hair shine people!!!


 

 

That’s right, in 2006 the chancellor of UCSC jumped off the roof of a 42 story building to her death because of relationship problems with her lesbian lover, (note: 42 = 42.0 :) and peoplz are making fun of Santa Cruz cause they don’t take the place serious no more.  I guess those uptight squares just can’t groove along with what the hep cats are layin’ down!  It’s a shame.

But now Santa Cruz has got their dignity back and are blowing smoke in your face because…

Grateful Dead donates archives to UC Santa Cruz!!!


 

That’s right!!  UCSC ain’t a hippy-dippy hick school no more, they are getting totally serious like a real school with all kinds of archives of stuff and things like that!  It’s like whoa…

So don’t mess with Santa Cruz, or else… peace… man…

 

I hate the sun.

May 22, 2008 by chickennights

I always thought our sun was pretty cool, but now it turns out our sun suxx!!!!  Here is a way cooler star:

 

L33t star that rox!

 

Also our sun sux because its called “the sun”, which is a pretty lame name.  I’m not even going to bother to capitalize it.  I wish it was called “Suprafluge Lord of Space Ploghplutemeister”.  Now that would be a cool name that I would never get tired of!  Aw3som3!!!  I hate the stupid sun.  Also I bet it stinks like farts if you were standing on it.